May 2013
elsenliberator:
jimbertimber:
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
dialga-palkia:
gendrybaratheon:
If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my decent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper.
Have this cupcake.
OH MY GOD ITS RED VELVET THANKS
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Basically if you want me to fall madly in love with you just know a lot about politics/economics and talk to me about it (or even better, argue with me seriously I love a good debate like nothing else so long as you aren’t a giant fucking dick) and yea I’ll like fucking love you forever.
Also you should prolly share fandoms with me because I will prioritize them over you and talk...
giraffepoliceforce:
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
dovne:
a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost:
a second ago
had you a second ago
what the fucking shit
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
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ahhh don’t get me started on campaign financing I won’t shut up seriously I’ve written like forty page papers on this shit ugh fuck sorry I’ll stop now.
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Founding Fatherfest: Things I Like About Thomas... →
foundingfatherfest:
I like to bash on TJ sometimes, as it is my duty as a Hamilton fan. However, I can’t deny that he had some truly brilliant and insightful ideas.
“Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of nineteen years. If it be enforced longer, it is an act of force, and not of…
Okay so I think we can all agree that TJ was a brilliant man. Idealistic...
The best story, as told by the worst storyteller:... →
wocowoco:
thedeadmandave:
wocowoco:
I’m borredddddddddddddddd.
Ugh why do all my Bellingham friends have to be in school now? I just wanna get drunk and hang out with people tonight.
I can still do the first thing of those two at least…
Wish I were closer to you to take you…
Seriously dude that’s so much better than going out. It’s too expensive to go out and why...
jeego:
franziska spent her whole life trying to make manfred proud only to have him almost completely ignore her, kill edgeworth’s dad, love edgeworth more than her, not attend her first trial, be found guilty of murder, and then die. Amazing
thedeadmandave:
wocowoco:
I’m borredddddddddddddddd.
Ugh why do all my Bellingham friends have to be in school now? I just wanna get drunk and hang out with people tonight.
I can still do the first thing of those two at least…
Wish I were closer to you to take you out for drinks
haha ditto dude. Though I don’t really like going out for drinks I’m more of a buy a bottle of...
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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whitemagebecky:
wocowoco:
whitemagebecky:
wocowoco:
I’m borredddddddddddddddd.
Ugh why do all my Bellingham friends have to be in school now? I just wanna get drunk and hang out with people tonight.
I can still do the first thing of those two at least…
I don’t have to be :|
Yes but you SHOULD be :)
I only have one class on Wednesday and it isn’t important
Ahh but you should...
whitemagebecky:
wocowoco:
I’m borredddddddddddddddd.
Ugh why do all my Bellingham friends have to be in school now? I just wanna get drunk and hang out with people tonight.
I can still do the first thing of those two at least…
I don’t have to be :|
Yes but you SHOULD be :)
iamtheemarikishtar:
Now remember kids, it’s not right to bully people, but sending them to the shadow realm for all of eternity to be brutally tortured is a-ok
uro-boros:
handsanitizers:
chesiresailboats:
uro-boros:
“superwholockmerlnnibal”
has science gone too far
“superwhoavengemerpottertolkiendisneylocknniballhetastuck”
this isnt even my final form
Superwhodanganmerlhetaoffponyjagonnibaldisneyvengernaturalstuck
goddamnit guys this isn’t a dick size contest
if this post goes viral I’mma be pissed
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faustyflakes:
???but how do you even an artillery helmet???
while i continue to decipher hamilton’s mysterious headwear.. good night everyone!
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
I’m borredddddddddddddddd.
Ugh why do all my Bellingham friends have to be in school now? I just wanna get drunk and hang out with people tonight.
I can still do the first thing of those two at least…
vonlipwig:
vonlipwig:
hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?
the band, i mean
not the archduke of austria
i know what happened to the archduke of austria
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
i-touched-eridans-butt:
I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed
moonupabove:
askinnyblackman:
elloelen:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this...
me: *suddenly gets an incredible urge to study*
me: *picks up my books*
me: ok no false alarm
