fuckyeahamurica: thishelplesshazeimin: i have never hated the media as much as i do right now, thank you olympic games really i just want to enjoy the olympics for the joy of the olympics because that’s what a lot of the competitors are actually doing but dammit US you’re not making that very easy. getting real tired of your shit, america sorry for being awesome at everything Awww yeaa
Announcer 1: Will Team USA be able to deliver the final blow while their opponents are sobbing?
Announcer 2: Of course they will. Winning is all that matters.
Announcer 2: They need to be heartless and show no fear to defeat the Russians.
Announcer 2: Destroy the Commies, girls.
Announcer 2: Destroy them.
Announcer 1: Dude, calm the fuck down.
After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland: Alright... →
rennertastic: nekoconsulting: Since everyone is still debating over this picture, I’m going to give you the real, true answer of who’s butt this is. You see this butt? It’s a nice lovely butt, right? Okay, and there’s a lot of spectacle over WHO’S butt this is. There’s some…
wangsting: THE SAD MOMENT WHEN YOU GROW UP AND CATCH UP WITH THE AGE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY DON’T AGE
romanorgasm: no DEEN stop what is this help
eunilicious: can we also just appreciate all of his expressions ESPECIALLY THIS PIECE OF GOLD? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A short summary of The Dark Knight Rises:
jzul: satans-testicle: You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person. words of wisdom from satans testicle
reaill: yeffyaboyuice: manwaifu: >:I
huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
prettybluescarf: lelogan: all i want is fanfiction movies … you were saying?
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
starkandbanner: onlyfooling-myself: dontplaywithme: light-cream-cheese: marauder-potter: coconi: hussieslips: louiebonbon: let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened oh #oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh my life is a lie #this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf oh… UNF IS AN...